The milk chocolate melts in Mount Doom, not in your hand

Two of my cow-orkers just came by, distributing M&M's in little Coca-Cola glasses.

yessss... give us the glasssss... we loves the little morsels, yesss we do.... my preciousssss....

The CPU cycles on...

An SQL statement I started running three hours ago has only just now finished.

And it only inserted 85 frippin' rows.

I feel very cheated.