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Apr. 6th, 2005 10:21 am
[personal profile] standardtom
Derek's mother moved into an apartment in his brother Allen's house a while back; and yesterday, Allen & Derek were going through some of the crap left at her old hovel, and came across a short essay that their younger sister Vicy had written in first grade. I scanned it so Derek could email it to her, and I'm posting it here too, because it's really a scream.

Vicy's Essay

Date: 2005-04-06 03:27 pm (UTC)
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I had forgotten that at one time we got grades like S+.

Derek is such a meanie. Does he hit you in the face too? :)

Date: 2005-04-06 03:43 pm (UTC)
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He's still alive, so no. :-)

Date: 2005-04-06 03:28 pm (UTC)
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i've never gotten an "S+"
she had mean brothers.

Date: 2005-04-06 03:47 pm (UTC)
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now that is just a scream.....

Date: 2005-04-06 03:52 pm (UTC)
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I can't believe Child Protection Services were never involved. What kind of teacher would just mindlessly put an S+ on a paper like this without calling the authorities?


Date: 2005-04-06 04:25 pm (UTC)
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That teacher had probably already taught Allen and would've been scared to report anything. :-)

Date: 2005-04-06 04:01 pm (UTC)
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Will Derek hit me in the face when I visit? Should I begin to bob & weave the moment I see him? Should I bring my taser?

The irony of him being a postal worker is now overwhelming. :-)

Date: 2005-04-06 04:05 pm (UTC)
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Oh no, don't use a taser - that only pisses him off! :-D

Date: 2005-04-06 04:46 pm (UTC)
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Does Vicy still use the "and I'm sick and tired of it!" phrase? *giggle* Hopefully Derek doesn't smack you in the face with anything though.

Thats so cool. I don't think I have any of my old stuff anymore, having chucked most of it years ago.

Date: 2005-04-07 12:39 am (UTC)
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Well, I can think of ONE thing that would be fine getting smacked in the face with.

Date: 2005-04-07 05:28 am (UTC)
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*giggle* you cheeky monkey!

Shit rolls downhill.

Date: 2005-04-06 07:03 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, the youngest is accused of being spoiled, but they get all the abuse too.

I feel her pain.


Date: 2005-04-06 07:47 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry, but S+ should ONLY include those that are perfect. She should have gotten an S. (Harumph - grade inflation!)(THIS is the root of ALL the problems in this country right now, you know.) (And you know, Black Cherry drink BELONGS in the trash can, so you were right in doing that.) *tongue firmly implanted in cheek*

Date: 2005-04-06 10:30 pm (UTC)
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That was fucking hysterical!!

Date: 2005-04-07 02:12 pm (UTC)
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LOLZ that made my f'ing day ROFL!

I'm forwarding this onto co-workers HAhah too cute!

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